Tuesday, January 20, 2015

I am amazing at naming horses

I just needed to make a post about how amazing I am at naming horses.

I've been playing this game called Secret of the Magic Crystal. It's probably meant for 13-year-olds so obviously I bought it (but at least I waited until it was on sale). Basically, you breed horses, race them, sell them, brush them, train them--everything I guess people do with real horses. I don't really know because I don't like horses. (There's some irony going on here.) I'd planned to play a bit of this game on my gaming channel, but I'm kind of afraid people would fall asleep.

Anyway, here are a few of the horses I've owned so far and the amazing names I've given them.

First is my unicorn, BitneySpurs [hold for applause]. She is fabulous:


My demon steed, HilaryDeath:


NeighomiCampbel (get it?), my ice steed. Obviously named after the stone cold fox supermodel. (I had to leave off the final "L" because there's a character limit.)


And my fire steed, RunDevilRun, in honor of the Girls' Generation song.


In conclusion, if you have a horse that needs to be named (especially a mythical horse), let me know because I clearly have a gift.

-joe